Took an extended lunch/field-trip this afternoon with Buddy. Found ourselves in the Chapters at West Edmonton Mall.

"Hey, look!" Buddy said, "I found a book about you." And points to a book titled Easy.

"You know, I'm not actually a slut." I informed him. "I only have sex with people I really like."

"Well, you like a lot of people."

"... I know," I conceded,  hanging my head in shame. 

*I maintain that I am not slut, though: Sluts get laid, and I most assuredly do not.  


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